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Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Unable to locate coffee -- Operator halted!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Hello, I am part number │║║│║│█│║│║││
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forogt..
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Don't eat yellow snow!
Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
The road to success is always under construction.
As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself.
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Coming soon! Mouse support for EDLIN!!
SYNTAX? Why not - they tax everything else!
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows!
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B. Gates
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows but about opening new doors.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows!